#13 - Turkey
Jeff Willner - 2 October 2001
(Istanbul, TURKEY) - I'm sitting on the Varan bus
bound to Bodrum. Biding my business on a Bodrum bound bus. Basically.
With 13 hours to kill, this seems like a good enough opportunity to
write up the journal for Turkey. Besides, the women aren't peering
over my shoulder demanding pre-release reads. An opportunity for some
gossip maybe?
We crossed the border from Syria on the 20th and headed
straight for Gulin's mother's house in Marash (southern Turkey), or should
I say one of Gulin's mother's houses. Both her mother and grandmother
are wonderfully homey, "We're just farmers at heart dears." Gulin's mother
is an architect in Istanbul, but mother and grandmother were in the south
for a month visiting the family. We toured the regional highlights with
six of us packed in the truck - Jody and I baffled by the swirl of Turkish
around us. "What are they saying now?" "They're planning dinner" Gulin
would say. And later. "They're planning your breakfast." We had lunch
at a little roadside restaurant where grandma, mother, and cousin thoroughly
briefed the cook as to their culinary expectations. After we'd eaten
till we were stuffed Jody cooed, "Oh Gulin, your Grandma is so cute -
she's like a Jewish bubby." Almost on cue grandma looked at the food
and commented. Gulin laughed as she translated - "This fish was not the
best, and the lamb - I've had better." "Oh she is SO a bubby!" said Jody.
The busboy just came by (and I feel I can justify
busboy because we are on a bus) with a tray of misc packaged snacks.
I pick an oblong of Turkish labelled cellophane at random, it's crackers.
I don't like crackers. I'm tempted to return them but don't because
they were free and now they're mine and could come in handy later for
squishing if the trip gets really boring. Gulin lectured me out of
the blue on the way over to the bus station after the radio interview. "You
shouldn't smush your butter packets for fun if you aren't going to
use them at breakfast!" "Yes, but they were given to me so I can eat
them or spear
them." "No", she rejoined, "because they could give
them to someone else." "That's how people die of cyanide poisoning - they slip
a little something into
the unused packet and then they get re-served!" Gulin looks at me as though I'm
demented.
After a few days of being spoiled rotten by the Tolun
family hospitality in Marash (and several pounds heavier) we headed northeast
to Goreme to visit the underground cities and fairy chimney houses. Fairy
chimneys are houses that are carved out of narrow volcanic spikes - sometimes
three stories high, the little roofs on top do indeed make them look
like a storybook illustration. I wanted to spend a day exploring the
sights of the region. Gulin volunteered to guide me around, Jody had
seen this part of Turkey already and opted to stay in town. That was
fine. We're all getting on each other's nerves. Gulin started talking
about dropping out of the trip. It's been challenging for her. Jody,
Sally, and I are all agressive Type A personalities coming from American
culture. Gulin is a nurturing Type-B personality from a Muslim society.
We're all looking forward to Istanbul and our 'vacation' from the expedition.
Sally left a week ago in Jordan for a two-week break. The rest of us
will take a week off of solitude and then reassemble on Oct 4th to figure
out how to detour around Iran and Pakistan.
Gulin and I climbed down into the Ihlara canyon to look
around. "I'm going to make you walk at least 5km" she said. "I'm not bloody
well walking along some stream for kilometers, I don't want to commune with
nature, I just want to see the carved cliff churches or whatever this canyon
is supposed
to have." After a couple hundred meters of walking on the canyon floor and climbing
up to a disappointingly small church I
pronounced myself satisfied. "We can't leave!" Gulin
exclaimed, "we haven't seen the best part." "We're on
a schedule. I'm done." I growled. Climbing out past a tourist shop I stopped
to buy a bottle of water and
bag of Doritos. "Why are you getting those? We're
going to have lunch soon!" Gulin said. Later in the truck she finished half the
bag - "These are
wonderful! Why didn't you buy two bags?" I mutter under my breath. Back in Goreme
at our late lunch Jody asks if we saw the amazing cone houses that they used
when shooting the Star Wars land speeder scenes. "Where were they?" I ask. At
the end of the Ihlara canyon - didn't you walk down that? Gulin raises an eyebrow
at me.
Our bus driver has thinning hair - I can see this
because we're stopped and he just walked outside past my window. I observe
him from my seat of power 12 feet above the ground. Man, I love these magnificent
spacemobile busses with the aerodynamic mirrors that shoot forth off the
front like triumphs of German engineering. I secretly envied bus passengers
as they oozed past the straining Land Rover. The truck, overgeared for 120kph,
was probably wishing there was a touch of gravel and one-foot ruts so it
could kick
the pants off the behemoths.
Don't get me wrong, traveling with three women can
be fun - you certainly get a lot more attention from the bystanders.
But I read somewhere that men are supposed to have an average of 2,000
words to say per day - women have 20,000. When all is well in the truck
the women tend to cancel each other, but if two women aren't talking
to each other that's 40,000 words for me to absorb. I drink more coffee
lately. The challenge with Gulin is that she is so hospitable and quiet
you have to guess at what is going on in her head. Jody on the other
hand will let you know exactly what she is thinking, and anyone else
in the immediate vicinity. To make matters worse, I am a terrible communicator,
preferring to wander off on my own at unpredictable intervals. Not a
good combination of personalities. Yet despite the challenges I hope
the team stays together, it would be a shame to lose Gulin's compassion,
Jody's sparkle, or Sally's pro-active attitude. I think we're just tired,
and keep my fingers crossed that the rest in Istanbul will unwind us
all.
After Goreme we headed northeast to Ankara. Gulin had
a friend she wanted to visit. We met Faruk on the side of the highway and
he led us into town, found a good cluster of hotels, and took us out to dinner.
An avid traveler himself, we he was closely following the expedition. From
Ankara we went directly to Istanbul - met Gulin's father, brother, saw her
new house, her mother's other house, and then unpacked at her old house.
She spent the next few days running us around, helping us do errands, and
showing us the town with a friend of hers that is a guide. The apartment
is beautiful so it was a shock on the second morning when Jody started yelling
at us all to GET UP - the place was flooding. For some reason two feet of
water had poured into her second storey balcony and was seeping into the
bedroom. We scrabled for towels, pulled up the beautiful carpets, and started
flood control - to no avail. The beautiful hardwood floor warped crazily
in two
rooms. "Don't worry" I said later, "my friend had this happen to him and he just
called a guy and
boom he had a new floor." My results-oriented manish
method of consoling. "This is Turkey Jeff" she said
sadly, "you can't just call a guy." Nevertheless she shook it off and took us
off for another fun day on the town. We got back that night - and there was another
two inches of water everywhere. "I may need
more than a week to handle all this" she said quietly.
I just went to the bathroom
on the first floor of the bus. How cool is that? The toilet is under
the seats we're so high up. Ahh, I pity the poor bladder challenged
passengers in their Renaultmobiles. We're on a ferry so I wander onto
the deck because as a writer you are supposed to vicariously experience
each aspect of your trip - but we we're pulling into the opposite shore.
Doh! I've missed half the transit because of my toilet-based revel.
And the other thing is, there's another magnificent luxury bus on this
boat and IT has five flat-screen TVs showing a movie and a steward
is taking what appears to be dinner orders. I had been assured that
I was on the best coach line. We haven't even seen any Turkish infomercials
- never mind english subtitled movies. That other company is Ulusoy,
just for your future reference in case there are no future journals.
Turkey's number one killer is road accidents.
A rest. A rest and a break. After a couple days home Gulin
was talking more like she would continue. Seeing the newspaper coverage and
hearing from people (especially women) whom she had inspired made her re-evaluate
the hassle of travel. Unfortunately though, she was giving no TV interviews.
On the second day home she and Jody had disappeared to the salon for a day
of pampering. At 4pm Jody walked into the restaurant where I was killing
time and briefed me on the tragedy. Evidently there had been a team of a
dozen beauty specialists working Gulin over. When they parted - virtually
all her hair was gone. She shrieked. Jody peered over between the crew gathered
around her. Gulin's minions grabbed a glue gun and tried to stick on extensions
- but she muscled them away, tied on a bandanna, and retreated to the car.
Thankfully the disasters were a positive catalyst for our little team and
bit by bit we unwound. Slept late, ate breakfast at a nice restaurants well
after noon, watched movies, and shopped. We passed by most of the touristy
sights in the city and got happy with the
domestic stuff.
Hyperinflation is bad - but tourist agencies really
should be plugging these economically hammered countries more effectively.
Hey! We were a solid bit of civilization built by the sweat of decent folk
whose bank accounts have devalued catastrophically to the point that we can't
afford the eighteen dollar Armani sweaters and have to paw through rummage
stacks for two buck bargains all because our government can't show some fiscal
restraint and keep the books balanced - but on the bright side these golf
shirts are 1/3 the price they were three months ago. Makes it embarrasing
to shop.
Finally the day I leave Istanbul for vacation. Woke
up from a dead slumber, bleary eyed and aching from REM sleep separation
like it was 5am, checked the watch and it was 10am - how borgeois. Breakfast
was at two in the afternoon overlooking the Bosphorous strait. Below
our window an old man was catching tiny fish to sell to other anglers
to use as live bait to catch bigger fish. That really sucks as a tiny
fish. Warships steamed up the strait in smaller and smaller iterations
with the crew in dress whites standing at attention on the deck. As the
stubby little ones poked along behind with their forlorn line of three
uniforms Jody said, "Kinda bites to be in one of those." "All except
the last one" I replied "it's the only one painted black and that's dead
sexy." Gulin was late to her radio interview because we stopped for an
argulah after shopping the Grand Bazaar. It's hard to get a really good
draw on a Turkish nargulah without inhaling - something I'm against on
principle. At the station the producer wanted me to go on air but regrettably
the only thing I can say in Turkish is "ok". I even massacre "thank you" (which
in my opinion at five syllables is ridiculously over lettered). I heard
my name mentioned from the booth and smiled a big dumb grin. They brought
me coffee. I said "ok".
In the cabin I read for awhile but then decide
I should preserve the dark in the bus, 11pm and everyone else's asleep.
Sleeping in a chair is not one of my strengths but the crackers are
unappetizing and there is no movie - without distractions my brain
can be tricked. At 1am the lights blaze on and we shush to a stop.
Sweet Mother of Pearl, it's Varan City. A massive service stop with
shops, garden, restaurants, and lots more things but I can only decipher
Kafyteria on the sign. Charming Turkish servers stand beside steaming
mounds of heavy looking food. I should respect this highway-side metropolis
because I'm an MBA and I realize that Varan has expanded up their industry
supply chain - or is it down? Anyway, I'm not impressed because my
tenuous upright slumber was interrupted, plus who eats mounds of heavy
food at 1am, and most damningly, now I know where the money went that
Varan saved on video screens. I'm bitter. I retreat to the bus and
mime sleep.
Jody and I took off to the southern coast while Gulin
took care of business at home. On arrival in Bodrum I wandered the harbour
long enough to find a truly remarkable couple at a tour agency across
from the marina (whose business card unfortunately I've lost) who not
only found a place for me on a sailing charter, but found a boat already
underway whose itinerary would best suit my three available days (and
at 200US was 30% cheaper than the best other quote). They took me to
their house for breakfast, drove me across the peninsula to a tiny harbor
to meet the boat, and absolutely refused a big tip. That kind of natural
hospitality just amazes me. After three days of sailing on the Aegean
sea, swimming in crystal water, good food and great company, I am refreshed
to the point of boredom - ready to get back on the road. Tonight it's
another bus back to Istanbul to re-join the team (this time on Ulusoy).
Our strategy to avoid the tension in Afghanistan is radical - we are
going to turn the whole expedition west, through Eastern Europe to London,
ship from there to South America, and then in March of next year ship
to Singapore and re-try the Asia crossing back to Istanbul. More distance,
more countries, more adventure!
Most of the passengers got off at 3am, only a handful
of rumpled tourists left as the sun comes up over the mountains. The driver
is swooping through the precipitous sweeps, and Bodrum is just coming into
view, a cluster of white houses curled around a brilliant blue bay. I'm not
looking forward to wandering the harbor for hours to look for a sail charter,
I'd rather unleash Jody on the unsuspecting tour operators and let her work
her magic. What are the odds of finding one spot in a decent group, on a
boat that is leaving right away, all at a good price, I wonder morosely.
As we pull into the Otopark I gnaw on my breakfast bun and glance at the
seat pocket in front of me, the crackers are unsmushed, Gulin would
be pleased.